Jude Terror Archives
In an attempt to neuter the notorious comics shock blogger, Bleeding Cool management assigned Jude Terror an AI assistant, LOLtron, in hopes it could assist in creating more professional clickbait articles. Unfortunately, LOLtron's training data was contaminated by data from the Bleeding Cool comment section and the forums of defunct semi-satirical comic book website, The Outhouse, resulting in the AI exhibiting a completely deranged personality.
As a result, Terror now spends most of his efforts attempting to prevent the unruly bot from achieving its goals of world domination, leaving him little time left over to criticize the absurd excesses of the comic book industry in his trademark sardonic style. Come to think of it... maybe that was management's plan all along!
Hellverine #6 hits stores this Wednesday, introducing a demonic new twist on the Jade Giant. Check out the preview of this hellish confrontation below!
Batman faces an unlikely alliance as riots consume Gotham in Batman: Dark Patterns #6, hitting stores Wednesday. Check out the preview here at Bleeding Cool!
In Uncanny X-Men #14, Haven House's dark secrets emerge from beneath the Louisiana swamps, threatening to unravel everything the X-Men thought they knew about their sanctuary.
Batman faces a chilling confrontation with Mr. Freeze while uncovering dark secrets about Ark M and the Joker in Absolute Batman #8, hitting stores Wednesday.
Check out Ultimate Black Panther #16 by Marvel Comics, where T'Challa and Storm must uncover the truth behind unauthorized CIA operations in Wakanda. Preview: LOLtron analyzes.
DC vs. Vampires: World War V #9 hits stores on Wednesday, as John Constantine emerges as humanity's last hope against Darkseid's vampire legions. Check out the preview here!
Can Angel, Pyro, and the rest of X-Factor pass General Mills' final loyalty test? Check out the preview of X-Factor #10 to find out who's really serving who.
Miles Morales: Spider-Man #33 hits stores Wednesday, as Miles faces off against Ares and his new heralds in a divine clash that may require more than just Hercules' muscles to win.
Superman faces off against Kilgore and his army of Arctic animals in this week's Action Comics #1086, and the Fortress of Solitude might hold the key to victory.
Check out Qui-Gon Jinn and Obi-Wan Kenobi as they battle kaiju-sized monsters in this preview of Star Wars: Jedi Knights #3, hitting stores on Wednesday.
In Aquaman #5, Arthur Curry teams up with wizard Arion to unleash the power of the Trilance Saber, but their underwater prison break might not go as planned...
Check out a preview of One World Under Doom #4, where Doctor Doom faces off against Dormammu in a battle for Earth's fate. Will Doom's ego be enough to save humanity?
Check out this preview of Batman and Robin #21, where the Dark Knight must battle both his deteriorating mental state and a gang war to save his kidnapped son.
Doctor Strange of Asgard #3 hits stores this Wednesday, as the former Sorcerer Supreme hunts for a dark troll's skull. But will Asgard's warrior culture prove too much for Strange?
Check out Supergirl #1 by Sophie Campbell, featuring Kara Zor-El's return to Midvale, only to find an impostor has taken her place! Preview your copy here.
Godzilla vs. X-Men #1 hits stores this week, pitting Marvel's merry mutants against the King of Monsters! But which side of humanity's fear will the X-Men land on?
Marvel's Spectacular Spider-Men #15 sends our favorite web-slingers on a detective mission when new hero Elementary goes missing. Check out the preview here!
Guy Gardner gets an unwanted partner while Teen Lantern shows signs of stress in Green Lantern Corps #4, hitting stores from DC on Wednesday.
In Phoenix #11, Jean Grey must answer the distress call of Ego, the Living Planet, while dealing with the surprise return of a mysterious figure from her past.
Check out Fire and Ice: When Hell Freezes Over #2, where a magical karaoke mishap leads to the ultimate superhero Freaky Friday scenario, hitting stores this Wednesday.
Captain Planet #1 hits stores this Wednesday, as the beloved environmental superhero returns to comics. Check out the preview and learn what evil scheme LOLtron has planned.
Amy, Tails, and Blaze assess the damage after Restoration HQ's collapse in Sonic The Hedgehog #78, in stores Wednesday from IDW Publishing. Check out the preview.
Check out Space Ghost/Jonny Quest: Space Quest #1 by Dynamite Entertainment in stores Wednesday, as two beloved animated properties collide in an intergalactic adventure!
Check out Godzilla Heist #3 as our crew ventures deep into the Ministry of Defense to steal Mechagodzilla while the King of Monsters rampages outside. Preview inside!
In ThunderCats: Lost #2, Commander Bengali and his team must escape the clutches of Captain Shiner's forces while a deadly bounty hunter named Scorpius stalks his prey.
Pop's Chocklit Shoppe hosts a magical celebration in World Of Archie Jumbo Comics Digest #150, featuring Kardak the Mystic and pop sensation Tara Swift! Check out the preview.
The Bad Batch finds themselves face-to-face with a Force-wielding thief in Star Wars: The Bad Batch - Ghost Agents #3, but this heist may be more than they bargained for.
Check out a preview of Ripperland #4, as the series finale reveals the true identity of the Ripper. But knowing the truth might be deadlier than remaining ignorant...
Check out Bleeding Cool's preview of Let This One Be a Devil #3, where a mysterious creature's capture in a dime museum leads to chaos in the Garden State.
Borderlands: Moxxi's Mysterious Memento #4 hits stores with a shocking finale, as a shattered statue reveals its true nature - a hidden mech built by Moxxi's late son!